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The Nskanetian Guardian Lucida is a NPC that can grant one wish without restrictions.

However, she has an extremely high chance of altering the result of the wish.

You've reached the Guardian of Wishes and Desires.

Speak up so I can hear you. What is it that you want?

Wish-Scrambling RNG

That Good Old Antagonistic Trickster Guardian Nonsense

Lucida is Not A Nice Person, and often takes her boredom out on others. Your wishes are extremely likely to be ironically - or just bafflingly - twisted in meaning.


50% Chance Of: "Well Alright"

Wish is mostly the same with some changes or problems, like not granting the actual item, or radiation sickness when applicable. This can result in, for example:

  • "A random geno" possibly having radiation sickness, possibly not.
  • "Two Pack Cats" may result in one pack cat and one kellas cat.
  • "A future companion" resulting in some pet treats.

These aren't the only results for the above requests, just possibilities used for examples!


30% Chance Of: "Didn't Hear You Sorry"

Wish is far less beneficial for the person inputting it, but with much more chaotic results. Can cause Lucida to gift things to players at random (it is perfectly fair to regift these if you don't want them, she isn't paying attention). This can result in, for example:

  • "A random geno" may result in someone else obtaining a random geno. You will still obtain something.
  • "Two Pack Cats" resulting in the Why Are There Two Of You achievement.
  • "A future companion" resulting in a lot of sand, while a companion is gifted to another player.

These aren't the only results for the above requests, just possibilities used for examples!


10% Chance Of: "If By Pack Cat you mean Corn Dog"

Wish has a nearly random response. A word or two is taken from it, and similar words are found to grant as the wish. This can result in, for example:

  • "A random geno" resulting in random geno-editing items. (modified to "random geno-editing")
  • "Two Pack Cats" resulting in tail bags. (modified to "packs")
  • "A future companion" resulting in a chrono shard. (modified to "the future")

These aren't the only results for the above requests, just possibilities used for examples!


10% Chance Of: "Not Like I've Got Anything Better To Do"

Lucida is in a good mood. Wish is actually the same. This can result in, for example:

  • "A random geno" resulting in a geno with randomized genes. Anything can happen.
  • "Two Pack Cats" resulting in two pack cats.
  • "A future companion" resulting in a companion voucher.

These are, for once, the only results for the above requests if this possibility is rolled.

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"Banned" Wishes

While Lucida's wishes are intended to allow anything, these wishes are not allowed (due to the reason listed). In general, they're all things that we can't give you.

  • Please do not ask for medical advice of any sort! We as the admins are not trained in medicine, are not your doctors, and do not want to risk giving you harmful advice.

  • Please do not ask for genos, items, information on plot threads, etc. on Closed/Open species not in the Chasm-Connected universe - we don't have access to that.

  • Please do not ask for money, points, art, etc - things that would be time-consuming or costly to give. Art may show up in a wish coincidentally if an admin chooses to/has the time to include it - this is at the answering admin's own discretion, but if it does happen, no one is breaking a rule, don't worry!

  • Unreleased Companions are the only things that can be wished for before they are released. This is due to having an actual gameplay method of tracking vouchers for them.
You can wish for things that would break the Euphoria rules but not the above ones, due to Lucida having the balancing effect of scrambling wishes in general.