Content Warning: Transphobia
Tyr's log entry probably 4
who cares!!
Look, hear me out, I know I have history with the dweeb but xxxx is the one acting funny lately. So, I'm going on last rounds before we go to our dorms, and I hear this marching sound. It's unmistakable. So I go over to the stairs (source of sound) and lo and behold xxxx is there, pacing up and down the steps to the roof silently as if this makes total sense. I try to get their attention, like
-Hey
-What's up
-What the fuck is so fascinating about the roof
-Bitch can you hear me
-Holy fuck are you sleepwalking
Failing that (I was getting mad) I like, clapped in his face a bit, like you do when someone is fucking running up and down the stairs. I do not know how to explain how absurd this situation is. xxxx just like blinks and stares at me like a cow and/or my mom when disappointed. I cannot say for sure whether I made this comparison out loud but according to his reaction I may have. Continuing to look as disappointed as fuck in me, he follows me back down the stairs. I have no fucking clue what's going on and I'm like, xxxx what's going on what's with that noise. I don't get to actually address the noise because xxxx stops so short that I trip and fall down the stairs.
Unsure if going to be showing this to anybody but am I at fault for that or is he?? Maybe I should word this a bit better if looking for trouble. Maybe I should at least set all the pronouns to he.
[Hey buddy, this is Mika, please get a better password and delete the parts where you think about making yourself look better before you send a file out. Or don't, I'm laughing my ass off.]
So I get up and I'm screamin', I'm pretty sure you can get anyone to attest to that. Bitch just calmly walks down the rest of the stairs, demagnetizes his glasses and snaps them onto his pocket, and goes "you wouldn't hit a guy without glasses". Puts up crossed arms over his chest like he's flexing. People are staring?? Like no I'm not going to hit a guy who's taunting in front of everybody.
So that's the story of how I broke my nose. on the floor. I definitely did not get my ass kicked.
[I saved a version of this with the deadnaming intact in case you feel like filing a report, Tyr. Because I'm sure that'll go well. -Mika]